View From The Wolds: "We had nothing else to do..."

That's what these murdering children said: "We had nothing else to do."

But then they found something to do all right: "So we killed someone for a bit of fun."

About Us

We here in The Wolds are proud of our history, our traditions and our way of life. Not that we are unconnected with the wider world, or indeed untroubled by the changes within our own community. We believe The Wolds needs the world; but also that The Wolds has much to offer to a deeply troubled world. Welcome, therefore, to a view from and of The Wolds.

"Is that all right with everybody? Yes? Good, nem. con. it is then. No more sherry for me at this juncture, thank you Maurice. Do you think everyone realises we are simply and purely fictitious? Of course they do."