Arse!

...Well, yes, I'm afraid dear and sensitive reader you just saw me swear. Or rather, you saw me, quote another most amusing fellow.

Apparently it would seem, farmers have grown tired of crop circles and have taken to cutting corn or ploughing furrows so as to leave messages for any any passing ET that can be seen from space - or at least to be visible on Google's 'Earth Map'.

Thus a Yorkshire farmer has left a simple, direct, single word message 'Arse' in a corn field.

Do go see, if that is your desire, at Profanity .

If only Tony Blair were an alien - which clearly he is - I'd love to carve a 'T. Blair - Why?' motif in a Wiltshire hillside.