...Apologies if my Scottish accent is not up to much, but cannot resist commenting on the latest daftness and this time North of our borders.
For it would seem that from henceforth one will need an official Government licence in order lawfully to wear a sporran, to be produced - from within the thing one assumes - on demand of the Sporran Police.
One can only hope that the sight of said Polis (accent again I fear) bending to take DNA samples from law abiding sporran-wearing folk will result in proper accusations of public indecency!
As if then it needed saying - kilted persons with unlicensed sporrans especially welcome at the forthcoming Woldean Liberation Festival.
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