Helen,

I am aghast! Not at what you have said, but in your indiscretion in saying it here. Should word ever reach the FDH - felicitous name indeed - your plans will be scuppered and our little bark will be sunk.

My salvation may be in the Lord, but my hope in this instance must be that no one actually reads this blog, which great mercy I am sure is so.

Nonetheless, could we agree some protocol about future 'editorial control'?

Yours ever - in the Vestry if lunch is ready,

PP